Say What?

Things you would never hear unless quarantined within a dust barrior with all of your belongings piled one on top of the other.

"Honey, where's the wine?" (as if the questioner had lost his mind) "its in the hallway".

"Sweetheart, you know you have crackers on your stapler?"

"Bad news. The cats defeated the portal"

"Whole family on the bed!! Whole family on the bed!" (intoned as a gleeful alarm when all four of us are occupying the top of our full size bed)